Thursday, August 12, 2010

Sound It Out, Pal

It's hard to ignore preparation within the entertainment field.  At some point though you just have to cast inhibitions into the wind, and let your inner creative beast do the dirty work.  It is with great sadness that I report John Mccormick, who is heard here, had his inner creative beast pass on to the netherworld.  It was reincarnated as a creative sloth with the intellect of a bag full of sand.

This isn't exactly rare for John to launch himself headlong into a "report" without taking a quick gander at it beforehand.  I really don't think he minds though.  He's gotten to that age where any normal sense of regret, or embarrassment has for the most part gone out the window.  It takes a while.  Nearly an entire lifetime, but we will all turn that corner, set up shop, and give ass backwards directions to whomever also makes it around the bend of senility .  We will not be sitting on the telephone in a trailer broadcasting such notions on the radio however.   

If you've already listened to the clip go back and give it another run through.  Note the eloquent way he butchers each word, running it down with a combine, chopping it to bits.  Each pause building anticipation as to what could possibly come next.

This isn't exactly the hateful by any stretch of the imagination, but I felt that it would be a good example of what we have to work with.  We shall see what evil lurks in the future.  Until we meet again, salutations. 

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Introduction To Mayhem

I think an appropriate spot to begin would be an explanation of exactly what to expect.  This will be a collection of tales that I have already, and will continue to accrue.  All of which will be in relation to the most hateful radio you could possibly imagine.  Your skin will crawl, but will be holding hands with a hearty giggle.  The reputation of the station was drug through the mud long ago, and it's hope for recovery is minimal.  Though I don't think anyone including the owners are pushing for any sort of honorable revolution.  With all hope lost for any sort of dignity to be portrayed upon the airwaves I will just have to ridicule them from beyond the airwaves, pointing out as many reasons why they are fools.  It is in my charge, and I accept this responsibility with gray matter full of explanations as to why I hate each of these shows with every speck of my soul.


There are a few dozen different shows with the network, of which I will be posting about ten.  Only one of which hasn't gone off the deep end, and at least a couple are so incredibly boring it's hard to fully understand how slowly their minds operate.  Those couple of shows are entertaining in their own right, considering one of them can hardly remember what planet he's on, and the other is so wrapped up in hating "snot nosed punks" and anyone associated with Mexico, or marijuana that he doesn't quite realize his show is one of the worst piles of garbage I've ever heard.  


It comes down to this basic idea...


Hate x Ego + Illiterate tendencies = Radio Blog


Lets begin, shall we?